The Cards Against Humanity creators have been known to do crazy stunts in the past, including shipping literal bullshit to those curious enough to see if they would. The latest wacky stunt is a Bug-Out Bag, designed to protect us from the potential horrors of a Donald Trump presidency.
Called the Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag, the pre-packaged duffel comes with all sorts of survival equipment you might need if The Donald gets to the White House. For $25, you can net yourself the duffel bag filled with the following:
Gas mask
Water purification tablets
Flint and steel to start fires
Food rations
Hand-cranked radio
Can of beans
Harmonica
Space blanket for warmth
Compass
Laminated card with handy Spanish phrases printed on it
Mexican resident application
Currency from Mexico, Guatemala, Nicaragua and Colombia
Seed packets
A copy of Plato’s Republic
Small golden locket with Barack Obama’s photograph inside
25 Cards Against Humanity cards complete with Donald Trump-themed phrases and words
The pre-order page is currently getting slammed with traffic, but keep trying and you’ll be able to reserve a Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag of your very own. Naturally, this is only for American customers, since we’re the ones living under fear of what may come in a few short months. Shipments are expected to start in June.
So what do you think? Are you going to get your own Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag? What other crazy Cards Against Humanity stunts have you liked? Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below.
