'Hitman' Episode 4 Is Coming, Get To Kill A Terrible Band's Frontman

Hitman and Gary Busey are all that matters in life
Hitman and Gary Busey are all that matters in life Io Interactive

Hitman is bringing Agent 47 to Bangkok, IO interactive announced Friday. Episode 4 will be coming out Aug. 16 and will feature an “opulent hotel as you seek to silence your musical mark.” The last three episodes had everyone’s favorite tuxedo wearing assassin visiting Paris, Sapienza and Marrakesh.

According to the trailer, you won’t be murdering anyone nearly as cool as Gary Busey. This time, your target is Jordon Cross, the lead singer of an indie rock band. I don’t recommend actually watching the trailer, which is actually just a music video for Cross; band The Class called Are We Stars. It sounds like it was written by a huge fan of Train and Coldplay and thought they deserved a chance to get murdered.

It actually has the line “I won’t get the chance to cry at your grave.” I’m sorry Hitman , but you have officially created the worst music video song ever made for a video game commercial. I’d rather listen to the Pokemon Colosseum song “Who Will Save The Pokemon” and that one actually gives me headaches.

Anyway, Hitman Episode 4 looks awesome and I can’t wait to get sneak around crowds and murder with the grace of a ballerina.

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