‘The Walking Dead’ Season 7 Promos Play ‘Eeny Meeny Miny Mo’ With Our Feelings And We Don’t Like It

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Rick's the only character safe from Lucille.
Rick's the only character safe from Lucille. AMC

AMC is really milking The Walking Dead Season 6 finale cliffhanger we all hated. We must endure, yet again, Negan swinging the bat on one of Rick’s group members in The Walking Dead Season 7 promo videos they just released.

Oh look, here’s Glenn about to get his head bashed in.

Oh and a pregnant Maggie, too.

And our Bisquick-loving ginger, Abe, about to get smashed.

And his new lady love Sasha about to get it, too.

Here’s Eugene looking like he’s about to shit his pants.

And the eye-candy that is Daryl Dixon about to die.

We’re not even going to bother sharing the promos of Rick, Carl and Michonne, who are basically protected by a strong plot armor at this point. Also not going to share the Aaron and Rosita videos because, let’s be real, no one would be devastated if they died.

We get it, Negan is horrible and about to destroy your soul by killing one of your favorite characters. At this point, we’re ready for The Walking Dead Season 7 premiere just so we can get it over with and bring in Ezekiel with his tiger, Shiva. They have a TIGER this season, you guys. Can we just be excited for that? But no, AMC really wants to twist the knife deeper, as if the Season 6 finale wasn’t enough of a slap in the face.

Want to know what makes it worse? We’re still hyped for The Walking Dead Season 7 premiere even with the show holding out on revealing Negan’s victim. Just let it be October already. We can’t take it anymore.

The Walking Dead Season 7 premieres Oct. 23 on AMC.

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