Turns out that Gadgetzan Hearthstone expansion might be coming sooner than we think. A new issue of a fictional newspaper, Gadgetzan Gazette, just popped up on the Hearthstone website with a ton of interesting stuff. The main article, “City Builds First Unbreakable Bank,” talks about a new bank that just got built in Gadgetzan, which Mayor Noggenfogger swears is completely impenetrable.
The Gadgetzan Gazette – The city’s BEST newspaper. The city’s ONLY newspaper. https://t.co/5AizdsO1tb #Gadgetzan pic.twitter.com/LBTMsegFsa
— Hearthstone (@PlayHearthstone) October 25, 2016
Here’s everything we learned from the article:
The Bank
- Mayor Noggenfogger, an NPC in the Gadgetzan zone of World Of Warcraft , has done everything in his power to insure that this bank is safe. 
- The theme of the expansion will most likely be a bank heist, with goblins and mechs doing everything in their power to get through all of the traps the gnomes have set in the bank. 
- Gadgetzan is a crime-riddled town and the mayor is doing everything in his power to ignore that fact. When a reporter asked about the crime, the mayor asked that she be escorted off the premises. 
- “Each teller's station is equipped with a large, red, candy-like button that, when pressed, releases a burst of confetti (and dispenses armed explosives) from hidden alcoves in the ceiling.” These sound like Hearthstone trap cards to me. 
- The mayor claims that the bank is “110% unrobbable”, which means somebody is going to rob it. 
- The article mentions that the bank will be opening with a “ribbon cutting ceremony next week.” Next week is Blizzcon, Blizzard’s annual convention where they tend to announce big projects, I don’t think that’s a coincidence. 
- Kodos, the giant cow-lizards of World Of Warcraft must have been causing trouble because the mayor made sure the bank was completely Kodo-proof. 
Talan’s Bar
- On the newspaper, we see an ad for Talan’s Bar, which links to Facebook Messenger and allows you to chat with the barkeep. He offers you a drink and some friendly conversation. The full conversation can be found in the comments section here . 
- Some pictures pop up at specific times of the conversation. 
- “But there's other stuff going on right out in the open and people don't even notice…” (this looks like the Gadgetzan arena.) 
- And the new manager at the bank? Uhh... I'm not sure how he's gonna handle our money.... (looks like Cho’Gall) 
- After enough conversation, Talan says: "You're a sharp piece of cheddar, aren'tcha? I'm thinking you might be perfect for an... opportunity coming up. Let's call it a little test. Just a few casual questions I use to, uh… size a person up. See how they might best fit into, uh, operations around here. Whatdya say? You game?" You ready to help some bad guys rob a bank?

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
