If you’ve been stressed lately, then we have some really good news for you. Postal 4: No Regerts is no longer in Early Access with Version 1.0 officially launched. This stress-relieving first-person shooter is available on PC through Steam, GOG, and Green Man Gaming.
This latest entry to the classic franchise introduces a lot of new ways for the Postal Dude to get into trouble. There are also new features to enjoy like iconic series voice actors Rick Hunter and Corey Cruise joining Jon St. John as voice options for the main character. Plus, there are brand-new achievements available and peculiar collectibles to get like Kunny, Krotchy, and Larry the Crab dolls. Don’t forget to cause complete pandemonium in Edensin with bizarre side errands and enjoy a new experience with improved lighting, textures, and physics systems.
The launch may be exciting, but the party isn’t stopping anytime soon. Many post-launch plans involve new weapons and enemies, more quests, community-driven quality-of-life updates, and console versions. Players can look forward to a major expansion and co-op multiplayer feature.
Running With Scissors founder Vince Desi shared in a statement that for 25 years, they have been giving players what they want to play. He added that in Edensin, everyone can act out nearly any fantasy they’ve ever thought of.
Key features include:
- Play the game in a non-linear fashion within total free roam, open world, and sandbox gameplay. Be sure to look for optional side quests and get additional rewards.
- Enjoy full freedom and choose between pacifist vs. aggressive playstyle. There are a lot of new tools to support peaceful confrontations, but violence is still always an option.
- Brandish an over-the-top arsenal, from the devastating boom of the quadruple-barreled Fournicator to the feathered chaos of the Pigeon Mine.
- Add that POSTAL twist to your weaponry with potent power-ups like the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual-wielding Energy Drink. Supercharge those fists, mighty foot, and urethra with a dose of the testicle-shrinking Vitamin X.
- Discover unique weapon combos and capabilities:
- Mix a feline with a Grenade or the Rocket Launcher for some mobile explosive pussy.
- Combine a little Catnip with the Hunting Rifle to curve every bullet to its exact mark.
- Players can experience a bevy of interactivity as they feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to do their dirty work, stock up on inventory at automated Vending Machines, and use and flush functioning toilets.
Get Postal 4: No Regerts on Steam, GOG, and Green Man Gaming for $39.99.
