Theon Greyjoy has endured so much torture it’s almost possible to forget just how big of a dick he was to the Stark family. Almost. I’d like to imagine this level of perversity and sadism wouldn’t do anything for me in real life, but it’s hard not to feel a little upswell of satisfaction every time Theon gets kicked in the teeth. New leaked set photos, likely from the premiere of Game of Thrones Season 7, deliver the schadenfreude goods.
Who wants to see a broken man, haunted by his past mistakes and reduced to a husk of his former self, get punched in the face?
Y’all are sick.
According to Watchers on the Wall, who reproduced the photos originally procured by the clickbaity British-rag-that-must-not-be-named, director Jeremy Podeswa is somewhere amongst the assembled cast and crew in these leaked set photos. Rumor has it Podeswa is directing the premiere and finale of Game of Thrones Season 7. And since the finale will probably have better things to do than waste minutes stoving in Theon’s nose, I think it’s safe to assume Theon will be captured by Euron Greyjoy (or perhaps this is a mutiny of some sort?) and abused in the Season 7 premiere.
It looks like Daenerys’ invasion of Westeros will encounter a few speed bumps on her way to the Iron Throne.