If you ever lost sleep worrying about how much (if at all) Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump would like you, we offer closure. An online tool called “Free Trump Score” will tell you whether or not you’d be in Trump’s good graces.
Created by Purpose labs, users just have to answer eight questions to get their results. The tool, in case it was not clear, is made in good humor, asks for various factors like religion, ethnicity and economic status.
The 8 questions asked are:
1. Where were you born?
2. What is your gender?
3. How much money do you make?
4. What is your ethnic background?
5. What religion are you?
6. What is your sexual orientation?
7. Do you support Donald Trump for president?
8. How large are your hands?
Users receive a score on a scale that begins at 300 and ends at 850 — 350 means you’re deported and 850 means he loves you. Along with your score, the website gives you a projected fate of what life would be like if Trump wins the 2016 presidency. It also tells you how you compare to other individuals like Trump’s wife, Melanie Trump, and Pakistani activist Malala Yousafzai.
Want some more Trump fun? There is a Google Chrome plugin from Jezebel, called “Making America Great Again,” turned every picture of Donald Trump into anatomically incorrect caricature of Trump by Steve Madonna with a phallus in lieu of his nose.
Another plugin, reports Bustle, replaces “political correctness” with “treating people with respect” so that interviews and headlines will be more fitting. For example, the Washington Times article would become titled “Donald Trump: Political correctness is ‘big problem’ in U.S. would be translated to Donald Trump: Treating people with respect is 'big problem' in U.S. ”