Pottermore Harambe Patronus: JK Rowling Thinks It's Funny, But Confirms It's Not Real

Alas, the Harmabe jokes keep coming despite how unfunny they are at this point. Well, at least J.K. Rowling has a sense of humor.

Rowling recently took to Twitter to deny the existence of a Harambe patronus on the Pottermore site. Sorry, Gorilla isn’t an option for a Patronus.

The fact that people actually believed Rowling would put Harambe on her patronus list is pretty funny. Still, there’s a list of about 70 animals complied by mugglenet.com . Harry Potter cast alum Evanna Lynch, who played Luna Lovegood in the movies, tried out the site for herself. She wasn’t too happy with her patronus.

Hermione’s patronus is a badger, so don’t feel too bad, Lynch. Personally, I was happy with my patronus, which was a Dapple Grey Mare. It only takes a few minutes to find out what your patronus is on Pottermore here . Check out the list of known patronus below.

• Aardvark

• Abraxan Winged Horse

• Adder

• Badger

• Basset Hound

• Bat

• Bay Mare

• Bay Stallion

• Beagle

• Black and White Cat

• Black Bear

• Black Mare

• Black Mamba

• Black Stallion

• Black Swan

• Blackbird

• Bloodhound

• Borzoi

• Brown Bear

• Brown Hare

• Brown Owl

• Buffalo

• Buzzard

• Calico Cat

• Capuchin Monkey

• Caracal

• Cheetah

• Chestnut Mare

• Chestnut Stallion

• Chow Dog

• Crow

• Dapple Grey Mare

• Dapple Grey Stallion

• Deerhound (Will Dunn’s (James Sirius Potter)1 Patronus)

• Doe

• Dolphin

• Dragon

• Dragonfly

• Dun Mare

• Dun Stallion

• Eagle

• Eagle Owl

• Elephant

• Erumpent

• Falcon

• Field Mouse

• Fire-Dwelling Salamander

• Fox

• Fox Terrier

• Ginger Cat

• Goshawk

• Granian Winged Horse

• Grass Snake

• Great Grey Owl

• Grey Squirrel

• Greyhound

• Hare

• Hedgehog

• Heron (J.K. Rowling’s Patronus)

• Hippogriff

• Hummingbird

• Huskey

• Hyena

• Ibizan Hound

• Impala

• Irish Wolfhound

• Jack Terrier

• King Cobra

• Kingfisher

• Leopard

• Leopardess

• Lion

• Lioness

• Little Owl

• Lynx

• Magpie

• Manx Cat

• Marsh Harrier

• Mastiff Dog

• Mink

• Mole

• Mongrel Dog

• Mountain Hare

• Nebelung Cat

• Newfoundland

• Nightjar

• Occamy

• Ocicat

• Orangutan

• Orca

• Oryx

• Osprey

• Otter

• Peacock

• Pheasant

• Piebald Mare

• Piebald Stallion

• Pine Marten

• Polar Bear

• Polecat

• Python

• Quail

• Ragdoll Cat

• Rat

• Rattlesnake

• Raven

• Red Squirrel

• Rhinoceros

• Robin

• Rottweiler

• Runespoor

• Russian Blue Cat

• Saint Bernard

• Salamander

• Salmon

• Scops Owl

• Seal

• Shark

• Shrew

• Siberian Cat

• Snowy Owl

• Sparrow

• Sparrowhawk

• Stag

• Stoat

• Swallow

• Swift

• Sphynx Cat

• Thestral

• Tiger

• Tigress

• Tiny Owl

• Tonkinese Cat

• Tortoiseshell Cat

• Unicorn

• Vole

• Vulture

• Weasel

• West Highland Terrier

• White Mare

• White Stallion

• White Swan

• Wild Boar

• Wild Hare

• Wild Rabbit

• Wildcat

• Wolf

• Wood Mouse

Which patronus did you get? Are you happy with your spirit animal? Did you also get sorted into your house (Gryffindor!)? Let us know in the comments section below.