Are you looking for an entheogenic experience that will provide therapeutic self-assessment, ease end-of-life anxiety, treat your cluster headaches and give you insight into Rick and Morty Season 3, all at the same time? Good, because now you can get Rick and Morty blotter paper for your lysergic acid (LSD).
This photo popped up on the Rick and Morty subreddit:
View post on imgur.comA little detective work reveals the Rick and Morty blotter papers’ Etsy origins (Morty is also available). The BlotterShop storefront insists the blotter tabs should not be impregnated with LSD:
“I do not condone or promote illegal drug use. If someone who purchases my art misrepresents it or alters it by putting an illegal substance on it I will not be held responsible. I will not sell our art to someone who indicates they intend to do something illegal with it. Any misuse of my products is strictly prohibited. By purchasing any item from me, you agree to use it in a purely legal manner, and abide by all local, state, and federal laws. Blotter Art is meant to be and is best suited in a frame, hung on the wall or in a collection album.”
Thankfully, humans have this wonderful capacity for lying, ignoring disclaimer boilerplates and not following directions.
A standard tab dosage is about 100 micrograms (good for a 6 hour trip or so, of middling intensity), which is significantly less volume than a grain of sand. Applying LSD to blotter paper isn’t exactly something you can do with an eyedropper, in other words.
One of the main reported effects of LSD is sense of looping time, with thoughts often twisting back on themselves to provide the user a sense of cyclic, spiral or fractal meaning. This tightened thought feedback loop can provide interior insight, but also becomes the mechanism of the “bad trip.” If you find yourself looping back on your own insecurities instead of playing out Rick and Morty Season 3 fantasies, try moving and looking at something different. Change your location, change your mind.
Rick and Morty Season 3 is still months off, so just stay home, wait it out and trip together.
