Yes, Mrs. Baker, we will eat your food. Please let us live.
The new Resident Evil 7 biohazard trailer gives fans a look at the new family waiting to haunt your nightmares. The Bakers a special kind of crazy, ready to torment the poor fool who stumbles across their home. Too bad no one ever listens to the tapes warning people to stay away, because creepy houses scream, “Please explore me, nothing will go wrong here.”
In the last trailer, we saw Mrs. Marguerite Baker chase around a mysterious girl named Mia, whose voice we heard in the latest Resident 7 biohazard teaser. But it also appears there’s a male character who’s gone out to possibly look for Mia and is now a house guest of the Bakers. Mr. Baker likes to stab his son in the arm, which apparently the young Baker is used to as he whines, “Not again!” when the blade enters his arm. Just another family dinner at the Bakers, right?
Oh, this game looks good. Check out the trailer above to enjoy the thrills waiting in Resident Evil 7 biohazard.
Just on a quick side note here, who buys a house with blind hallways? In fact, who builds a house with that many blind hallways? Has no one making a horror game ever heard of an open floor-plan or are those just non-existent to these developers? Even even the creepiest of creepy houses I’ve visited don’t have hallways with that many blind turns. Does that bother anyone else? I remember watching Silent Hills P.T . demo playthroughs on YouTube and thinking, “Wow, that’s a modern looking home, they didn’t really wasted precious space to make those claustrophobic hallways.” But I digress…
Resident Evil 7 biohazard will be released exclusively for the PS4 on Jan. 24, 2017.
